Chrissy Teigen Opens Anti-Twitter Social Media Platform Exclusively for Self-Righteous Rants

Tired of Twitter’s toxic environment, Chrissy Teigen has launched her own social media platform, "TeigenTalk." The platform is designed for users to share self-righteous rants without fear of backlash. Teigen promises a safe space where users can virtue signal to their heart’s content, without trolls or dissenting opinions. "I wanted to create a space where people can express their righteous indignation without the negativity," Teigen explained in a launch video.

TeigenTalk has already gained a following among celebrities and influencers looking for an echo chamber to share their thoughts on social justice issues. Features include "Rant of the Day" and "Virtue Signal Scoreboard," where users can earn points for their most pious posts. Critics argue that the platform simply reinforces existing echo chambers, but Teigen remains undeterred. "Sometimes, you just need a place to vent," she stated.