Researchers Conclude That Liberal Arts Degrees Are Scientifically Useless
In a controversial new study, researchers have concluded that liberal arts degrees are scientifically useless. The study, conducted by...
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Study Finds that Reusable Shopping Bags Cause Extreme Smugness
People who use reusable shopping bags tend to display higher levels of smugness and moral superiority.
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Climate Change Activists Now Claim Cow Farts are a Hate Crime
In an unexpected twist, climate change activists have now declared cow farts to be a hate crime. The movement, led by the group Methane...
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Scientists Discover Link Between Left-Wing Ideology and Inability to Meme
In a groundbreaking study, scientists have discovered a potential link between left-wing ideology and the inability to create effective...
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Ellen DeGeneres Rebrands Show as ‘The Ellen Degenerate Show’
After a tumultuous year of allegations and scandal, Ellen DeGeneres is rebranding her show as "The Ellen Degenerate Show." The new format...
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Kanye West Announces 2024 Presidential Run, Promises Free Yeezys for All
ry. His campaign slogan, "Yeezy Does It," reflects his confidence in winning the hearts of sneakerheads and fashion enthusiasts nationwide.
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Chrissy Teigen Opens Anti-Twitter Social Media Platform Exclusively for Self-Righteous Rants
Teigen promises a safe space where users can virtue signal to their heart’s content, without trolls or dissenting opinions.
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Leonardo DiCaprio Pledges to Only Date Women Who Have Never Flown on Private Jets
The move has reportedly caused a stir in Hollywood, with many A-listers frantically deleting photos of themselves on private jets from their
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Meryl Streep Stars in New Film: ‘The Last Conservative on Earth’
Meryl Streep is set to star in what some are calling her most challenging role yet: a conservative. The film, "The Last Conservative on...
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Taylor Swift Changes Pronouns to ‘They/Them’ and ‘We/Us’ for New Album
Swift’s publicists assure fans that this change is more than just a marketing gimmick and represents Swift’s deep commitment to inclusivity.
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